If you happen to be a married guy like myself, my previous post may have very well unnerved you. Well, that is of course assuming you got past the photo and actually read the damned thing. I will however, for the sake of this article, give you the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Yeah. I’m deluded like that. I know ok? Shut up. Anyway, allow me to rattle your nerves a bit more. Are you ready?
Women cheat more than men.
Yeah. You read that right. Go ahead. I dare you. Do a Google search.
Think about it, for all the bad rap men get about being the “designated cheater” in the relationship, the actual root of all the flawed statistics is this:
Men. Get. Caught. More. Often.
I wish I knew why. It’s possible that women really are that much smarter than men. That, or maybe we just aren’t that sinister.
So if you’re harboring doubts about your woman, it’s time you did a bit of snooping. Could your partner be one of these cheating house wives? I suggest you check out this site filled with real cheating wives and find out if your sweet innocent wife has a profile there. Sure it seems like a pathetic thing to do but hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, right?
It’s not like it’s an entirely unenjoyable chore anyway. The lonely cheating wives on the site are, for the most part, breathtakingly hot. They are also quite often, scantily dressed. You should sign up to browse profiles a lot faster. It’s real easy anyway. If you don’t find your wife on there then congratufuckinglations. You’ve proven nothing.
Oh and if all the lovely cheating wives on that site end up tempting you to cheat, then please do me a favor. Don’t get caught. You don’t want to give us guys a bad rep now do you?