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Of Cheating Wives and Flawed Statistics

April 28, 2009

If you happen to be a married guy like myself, my previous post may have very well unnerved you. Well, that is of course assuming you got past the photo and actually read the damned thing. I will however, for the sake of this article, give you the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Yeah. I’m deluded like that. I know ok? Shut up. Anyway, allow me to rattle your nerves a bit more. Are you ready?

Women cheat more than men.

Yeah. You read that right. Go ahead. I dare you. Do a Google search.

Think about it, for all the bad rap men get about being the “designated cheater” in the relationship, the actual root of all the flawed statistics is this:

Men. Get. Caught. More. Often.

I wish I knew why. It’s possible that women really are that much smarter than men. That, or maybe we just aren’t that sinister.

So if you’re harboring doubts about your woman, it’s time you did a bit of snooping. Could your partner be one of these cheating house wives? I suggest you check out this site filled with real cheating wives and find out if your sweet innocent wife has a profile there. Sure it seems like a pathetic thing to do but hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, right?

It’s not like it’s an entirely unenjoyable chore anyway. The lonely cheating wives on the site are, for the most part, breathtakingly hot. They are also quite often, scantily dressed. You should sign up to browse profiles a lot faster. It’s real easy anyway. If you don’t find your wife on there then congratufuckinglations. You’ve proven nothing.

Oh and if all the lovely cheating wives on that site end up tempting you to cheat, then please do me a favor. Don’t get caught. You don’t want to give us guys a bad rep now do you?

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Marriage is No Joke but it’s Funny Sometimes

April 27, 2009

Marriage is a very big deal.

Unless you’re so filthy rich that you’d actually protect yourself with a prenup, you are for one, merging all your assets. I know for a fact that you’re not ok? So let’s just get that over with. The point is that’s a commitment right there.

Then there is of course the fact that you are commiting to just one woman for the rest of your life. I’m lucky to have married someone so awesome that that isn’t even difficult for me. Things are made even easier by the fact that my wife is DAMN HOT. But then I understand that not everyone can be as lucky as the Mordo.

Unfortunately a significant percentage of married couples these days are trapped in a relationship that’s just not satisfying. Now, if you are looking for married women who are willing to have a little fun with you, or perhaps you want to date married women and see if these are the types you need to satisfy you, or maybe you’ve seen married women dating men other than their husbands and would like to try it yourself and see how it goes. If so then this site is for you my sick twisted little friend. Registration is free and all information you put out there is received in confidence of course; so you have nothing to worry about except the wrath of a cuckold husband and his brand spanking new chainsaw. You would also earn my absolute and utter disgust. But hey, I’m not judging.

Oh and sorry to disappoint you, but you won’t find my wife on that site.

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Surprise! Manly bits!

April 24, 2009

In my 30 short years on this planet, I’ve had the uncanny fortune to have met and actually become close friends two people who could easily make a lot of girls feel insecure about how they look. One of ‘em looks like a blond Kristin Kreuk while the other one, a very tall KC conception. The kicker. They’re both guys. Yes. Guys. With manly real bits.

While this could never EVER float my boat, I understand that there are some people whose kinks actually flow in that direction. And if you’re one of those people, I wouldn’t judge you. Sure I’d say you’re undeniably gay but hey, that’s just me making an accurate observation.

Are you open to transexual dating? Sure there are probably numerous transsexual dating sites out there but if you are single and looking to hook up with transexual singles, don’t be afraid to visit their site. Registration is 100% free and all information is kept private, secret & secure. So go ahead and have a ball. Or two. You homo.

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UNO Online launches on April 30 at M1nt Bar

April 23, 2009

Hot women? Open bar? It’d be damn stupid to miss it. Which is why I’ll definitely be there with my lovely wife (who in my humble opinion would not be out of place in the pages of UNO; just saying.) to party the night away!

So don’t be an idiot. Head on here to get yourself an invite! Good times!

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About Freebies and Stuff, an ADHD post

April 16, 2009

There’s been quite a bit of talk in the blogosphere about events and freebies. I must admit, I’ve received my share of such items during the rare instances I that I actually manage to attend blogging events. That said though, as long as I’ve been blogging and going to such occassions, I can honestly say that I’ve only received two giveaways that can actually be categorized as awesome. I won’t tell you what they are because I want you to get curious. If you’re curious you most likely will give me attention. And I have big enough balls to admit that I’m a bit of an attention whore. I however give you will give you clues to what those two awesome giveaways are. One of them involved chips and the other one is in my pants. Yes. In my pants. Like right now. Anyway, I think I lost my train of thought there. I actually do have a point somewhere. Stick around in case I find it.

Oh there it is! Here goes: freebies are great and all, but the fact of the matter is, I have personally never attended a blogging event for the goodies. And while I can only speak for myself, I am pretty sure a great majority of bloggers who attend such events don’t go for freebies either. Because let’s face it, in a lot of cases, the freebies don’t even cover the bloggers’ expense of going to the event. Following my logic then, it’s safe to assume that the bloggers who actually attend these events have every intention to write about them. At least for the most part. I think. Anyway, all I’m really saying is, freebies or not, if something is blog worthy, then people will blog about it. Or not. I mean, I don’t really know now do I? I’m really just rambling here, hoping I’m making some kind of sense somehow. I normally do because I’m awesome. Ask my readers. Yes, all three of them. Also, if you haven’t figured it out yet, awesome is my favorite word.

Anyway, all this talk about freebies reminded me of this nice site where you can make freebies for your events. They offer various mementos such as kitchen folios, bridal collectibles, fleece lap blankets, ezy roller carts for kids, agenda desktops for moms, hand painted hearts and crosses and a lot more. Posy Lane is not only perfect for blogging events but also fantastic for weddings. Thay have cookie wedding favors, edible wedding favor, wedding candy favor and a lot of other goods to choose from. They have the complete package for you — It’s simple. You can even choose your own design down to the size and color of the font you want to use on your logo. With just a few clicks of your mouse, you can have the most adorable giveaway for your guests, for whatever occasion.

See what I did there?

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About Me

Hi. I'm Peter "The Mordo" Juan, and I have a natural affinity for water. Needless to say, I love the ocean and I'm crazy about the beach! Just give me sand, surf and beautiful weather and I'm happy as a clam.

I'm a frustrated writer, an amateur photographer, a wannabe surfer and washed up fencer. I'm a hard worker, a good friend, a loving husband and a business mogul in training (mwehehehe).

I believe that normalcy is boring but I accept that it is a necessary evil. I believe that friendship is stronger than distance, that fact is stranger than fiction and that imagination is more powerful than knowledge. I believe that happiness is, more than anything else, a choice. And as cheesy as it may sound, I still believe that love conquers all.