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The 2nd I.PH User’s EyeBallnanza!

September 10, 2007

It was past 7:00PM, the agreed upon time for the meet-up, and only 5 of us were in Metrowalk, The Sexy Nomad, her bestfriend Patches, Ex I.PH intern Wits, the far flung Laguna boy Drei and I, the human walrus. I must admit I was getting a bit worried at this point. There were some people who wanted to go that had to cancel at the last minute. I was however determined to have a party. Fortunately, things picked up soon enough, kicked off by a phone call from Sweet Maricris. She was already with Deyey and we eventually joined them over at Dencio's where they decided to have dinner first. It was there that The Virus, accompanied by his cute "sister" Bela and the blooming Trish, caught up with us. At this point our group has suddenly become big enough to crowd the 1st floor of Dencios much to the delight of the other patrons because quite frankly, our group was quite hot, excluding my incredible fatness of course. We then moved to the Elbow Room, where we had a table reserved for us. Aspiring underwear model Marc also joined us a bit later, followed by Lord Randy and by my best friend Peachie. The always entertaining I.PH noob Bim, Man Blog co- founder Mike Villar and the very lovely Maffy Samson were in the area and also added to the fun. Then former I.PH graphic designer Ella showed up too! And so, while things started really slow, it quickly turned into the party I hoped. I'd tell you more about it, but I'll let these pics tell the story instead. Because as they say, pictures paint a thousand words. Also, I'm lazy. Enjoy!

Drei, all smiles

Wits, serious

Deyey, thinking naughty thoughts about…

Maricris, who seems VERY happy about it

The mysterious Virus keeps his anonimity

While Trish continues to bloom

Patches works to rid herself of sobriety

Marc asks, "is this the face of the new Bench Body ad?"

Jen the Sexy Nomad, yummy as always, happily awaits her sobriety killer.

Peachie, with a portion of Ella's face

Ok here's a bit more of Ella and Peachie

Here, Wits, Maricris and Deyey show the difference between the effects of drinking water and drinking beer.

"Must. Not. Hurl."

"Gwapings" pose. If you got that reference, you're old.

Group pic!

Lord Randy, joins the "maboteng ushapan"

But pauses for another group pic.

Mood shot of 2 inebriated women. Yay!

Plain shot of 3 inebriated women.

Ah beer.

Lovers!

Trish and my camwhoring fat cheeks.

More fat cheeks! With Maricris this time.

Pool time! Trish misses that one.

Virus shows her how it's done as Bela looks on.

Randy takes everyone to school!

While Patches says, "if you can't play, display!"

Bela get's to try too.

Towards the end of the evening, the ladies gather around our aspiring underwear model

And feel him up.

Bim gets his chance too!

If you weren't there, we're sorry you missed out on an awesome time. No worries though! There are more parties to come! Aight, that's it for me. Blog on!

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Hi. I'm Adam Mordo, the Human Walrus. As such, I have a natural affinity for water. Needless to say, I love the ocean and I'm crazy about the beach! Just give me sand, surf and beautiful weather and I'm happy as a clam. I'm a frustrated writer, an amateur photographer, a wannabe surfer and washed up fencer. I'm a hard worker (at least my boss thinks so) a good friend (as my friends would say...well I made them say that but...) and a business mogul in training (mwehehehe). I believe that normalcy is boring but I accept that it is a neccesary evil. I believe that friendship is stronger than distance, that fact is stranger than fiction and that imagination is more powerful than knowledge. I believe that happiness is, more than anything else, a choice. And as cheesy as it may sound, I still believe that love conquers all.