What an AWESOME Idea!

April 27, 2007

I can't believe nobody thought of this sooner. Hany, heir apparent to that beloved treat, Choc-nut, has come up with a GARGANTUANORMOUS version of the popular "milk chocolate".

Check it out people, just two of them side by side are longer than my keyboard's space bar. And more importantly, just two of these will easily satisfy your Choc-nut cravings. No more fussing with unwrapping four or five of the regular sized bars most of us have grown accustomed to.

It's true i guess, how sometimes, the simplest of ideas can prove to be pure and absolute genius. Genius I tell you!

This gets me thinking, aside from Choc-nut, what other treat would be great if super-sized? I personally would like to see a HUMONGOUFIED version of Knick Knacks and Jack and Jill Pretzels! Oh and  COLOSSAL Cloud 9 would be met with much love! Calling food makers!!! We wants more GIGANTIFIED food!!!

I. Can’t. WRITE!!!

April 25, 2007

I know, I know. I keep on ranting about my inability to update this blog with any decent regularity. I know I promised to change that after my reboot a few months ago. Understand please, the sheer agony I am going through. This writer's block is no joke. Like seriously. I mean consider this post, born out of nothing but force of will, it actually took me an hour to write theses few measly lines. I suck. I know it. I can't even truly consider what I'm going through as true writer's block because first of all, I'm no writer. And second, hmmmm. Ok, there is no second reason. Anyway, all I'm saying is that I, for some inexplicable reason, just can't seem to write any damned thing. Oh it's not for lack of trying. Believe me when I say that I try. I'm trying right now see. Thing is, whatever I come up with the past few weeks  seem like crap to me, so I hit Ctrl + A, Del, then I go to the washroom and hide in a cubicle and cry.  In fact I am tempted to do that right now.

But I won't. I'll persevere. I've decided to click publish once I have gotten to a considerable length, no matter how badly this post eventually becomes. There's merit in persistence right? At least my grammar remains nearly impeccable. My speling however needs werk. See what I did there? No? Oh c'mon. Please say yes. I'm suffering here! 

At this point I believe it's only right to warn you that if you're still reading this then you are wasting your time. You're better of reading the spam folder in your email. Yes, nothing worthwhile will follow this. I slowly feel the familiar folds of incoherence wrapping itself decidedly around my brain. From here on forth, it will be nothing but pointless rambling, if it hasn't yet been that from the beginning.

Maybe it's the heat. I mean it's been so hot these past few days that it's possible my brain has been literally fried. I mean, it has been hot enough to actually shatter this large glass window in Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf here on Emerald Avenue last week. I took a picture. A really bad one so I won't be putting it up here. It did result in three tables of  Koreans sitting near the said window to scream and panic and run away and while I was laughing my ass off, I did worry about them for a split second when I thought the window might actually fall on them. I'm kinda nice like that.

Also, I just realized a few days ago that Emerald Avenue's new name, F.Ortigas Junior can be conversely spelled as, for tigas, Junior!  Quite funny, yes? No? See, I'm being totally pointless, just as promised. But I won't stop just yet. I may be able to squeeze out a few more inanities out of this creativity barren wasteland that is my brain.

Ok. That proved harder than I thought. I swear I just stared at my monitor for about 20 minutes. Isn't that absolutely pathetic? Anyway, no more of this. This is as much as I can give right now. If you're still reading this, I appreciate you sticking with me for so long. And if you are a hot girl then please head on over to The Man Blog forums and show us your tits. It won't cure my writer's block but it will put a smile on my face. Speaking of forums, if you're an I.PH user and you still haven't discovered the I.PH forums, please check it out. It's not only informative, it's actually quite fun as well. No showing of tits there but we do talk about premarital sex and I think we're about to have a full blown gender war soon. You can also talk about your blogs and request for features and get to know your fellow I.PH users. Ok, at the very least I have pointed you in the direction of worthwhile places on the web. I'm going to hit publish now then I am going to the washroom. I'm going to cry, rub my tummy and possibly masturbate. Please don't judge me. Blog on folks!

I.PH Users EyeBallnanza Update!

April 3, 2007

I was seriously afraid that the EB wouldn't push through, what with some last minute cancellations from some of the confirmed participants and the fact that I was fighting off a throat infection that day which incidentally has me confined to a bed with a high fever and severe body pain up until now. Somehow, with the help of some medication and sheer stuborness, I was able to bring to myself to Congo Grill at exactly 8:00PM last Saturday. After sitting there alone for a grueling 30 minutes thinking that the EB was a complete bust and that I was a total failure and that maybe I really should just go see a doctor, the people started to arrive. And although the attendance was not as big as expected,as promised, we definitely rocked it! Now allow me to slip into a drug induced slumber and just check out the photos:

To everyone who showed up, here's some linklove:

http://mikey.i.ph

http://ballsofsteel.i.ph

http://perryv.i.ph

http://sanjay.i.ph

http://coco.i.ph 

http://dreamcatcher.i.ph

http://mumuych.i.ph

http://cerealkiller.i.ph

http://tunasashimi.i.ph

http://compendium.i,ph

http://sexynomad.i.ph

Thank you very very much for being there. This is only the first of many. And I promise to make next time bigger and better! To everyone who missed out,  watch out for announcements here for the next I.PH EB! Ok. I pass out now.