Mikey asks:

• Is my boss gay?
• Are you gay?
• Am I gay?

Adam Mordo’s answer:

• Yes
• No
• Maybe

It would be important to point out that the term gay has grown broader and broader over time that it is no longer limited to homosexuality, another term which has grown in scope through the years. It is therefore necessary to find a common definition of homosexuality and gayness before anyone can attempt to discuss it. Another important thing to consider is the number of psychological theories regarding homosexuality and it’s numerous sociological ramifications. But we aren’t discussing it. You have wikipedia for that. Instead, here’s all you need to know:

Pau asks again:

• Is there anything more awesome than Knorr Liquid Seasoning?
• I just downloaded the latest episode of Entourage! Should I watch it?
• I’m due for a bath today, but it’s freaking cold. Should I take a bath now or tomorrow?
• Tits?

Adam Mordo’s answer:

• Yes. Tits.
• If there are tits in the show then yes. Definitely yes.
• Find a woman with nice tits and take a shower with her now. You won’t mind the cold.
• Yes.

Serena asks:

• can i have my cake and eat it too??

• can i get jiggy with it??

• why do i get horny on wednesdays, thursdays, and fridays, but never on mondays??

Adam Mordo’s answer:

• If you don’t mind the calories.

• Yes. Send pictures. Like this or better. And by better I mean more nudity.

• Yes you are. You’re just to busy to notice.

Jesse asks:

• why is the G spot called G spot when i dont feel any G in it…
  same thing with the G string…i dont see any G on it…
• is there such a thing as a man with only one BALL??

• and why does CC think Pau is GAY??

Adam Mordo’s answer:

• The Gräfenberg Spot or G Spot is named after the doctor who first noted it’s sensitivity, Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg.

• Yes. This guy:

His name is Lance Armstrong.

• Wishful thinking.

Thiyne asks:

• How does orgasm feel? Because I could not differentiate the way I feel if I’m already having my orgas or not?

• what is the sign if I’m already having my orgasm?

Adam Mordo’s answer:

• I hate to be the one to tell you this Thiyne, but it’s very likely that you’ve never had an orgasm. The consensus from all the women I asked (hence the delayed response) is that if you have an orgasm, you would know. Don’t worry though, it’s really not as uncommon as you might think. Perhaps your sexual partners didn’t have the necessary sexual expertise. However, The only way we can know for sure is through demonstration. Riff here seems quite confident with his skills. Perhaps it’s something you should consider. I’ll be present to make sure that it is a purely scientific undertaking.

I will however consider the opposite extreme, that might actually start orgasming at the slightest hint of arousal and continue orgasming althrough out the sexual act, which is practically impossible and I’m certain very tiring. In this case then you are one lucky LUCKY girl.

If we cannot convince you to go through the “experiential learning” route, here are the most common physical signs of a female orgasm:

• rising feeling of intense pleasure;
• increase in blood pressure and pulse rate;
• breathing quickens;
• increase in vaginal lubrication;
• clitoris first contracts and retracts into the clitoral hood and then becomes erect and exposed;
• breasts become enlarged, nipples erect;
• skin flushes, particularly the face and chest;
• pelvic muscle spasms, causing vaginal contractions and orgasmic sensations.

Also, your face will involuntarily contort into something like this:

Do you have questions of your own that you want me to answer? I don’t care what it’s about. I have an answer for you. So go on now, send it over to adammordo AT man-blog DOT com